January 2012
5 posts
Doctor, doctor, DR. DENIM. →
August 2010
3 posts
You know what's funny? I've grown so close to...
shushhkeepitquiett:
wtfwobblez:
-heartheartheartbreak:
(via lostinthepast, 1lastwish)
lost memories
All our memories spin together
They’re all out the door gone forever
I don’t think you know how bad it hurts
To see all the good times bury in the dirt
You & Me never existed
Everything is gone, Down to our Kisses, Our kisses
I’ve got lost memories, I’ve got lost memories
Can’t even remember what we used to be
We had a good time, We had a good life
But its all fallen down Forever
...
July 2010
14 posts
The Return of The Horny Cookie Monster
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: 18, f, florida
Stranger: horny ?
You: yeh
Stranger: wanna cyber ?
You: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u start
You: I’m dancing in the starlight
Stranger: yeah
You: And i see you..
You: i walk towards you
Stranger: yeah
You: and say, hi princess, i’m cooki monster, do you have any COOKIEEEES????
You: cookie*
Stranger: what ?
You: and say, hi princess, i’m cookie monster, do you have any COOKIEEEES????
You: what do you do?
Stranger: come on babe
Stranger: im asking you if you wanna comw with me
You: i say okay, and you take my furry hand
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: now we are at my appartment
Stranger: and you take off your shirt
You: and we go a out in the kitchen
You: and begins to search for cookies
You: cookie, cookie where are you?
Stranger: are you high ?
You: no i’m COOKIEMONSTER!!
You: AARGHH COOKIE COOKIE!!!!
Stranger: fuck u
You: come on, what kind of cookies do you have
You: i prefer CHOCOLATE COOKIES!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
horses omg
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello random stranger :)
You: what do you like?
Stranger: Horses.
Stranger: You?
You: i like glue
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i love omegle :)
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THIS IS SATAN
Stranger: ASK ME YOUR QUESTION
You: THIS IS JESUS
You: DIE, SATAN!
Stranger: IM AM YOUR REAL FATHER
You: NO!
Stranger: MARY IS NOT REALLY A VIRGIN
Stranger: SHE ONLY SAID THAT
Stranger: TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I HAD HER
Stranger: IN A BARN
Stranger: OBV. SHE COULDN’T TELL GOD
You: MARY WOULD DO NO SUCH THING!
Stranger: VIRGIN?
Stranger: DO THE MATHS BOY
You: GOD DID HER
You: I’M HIS SON
Stranger: GOD DID NO SUCH THING
You: GOD DID YOU LAST NIGHT
Stranger: I DID
You: I WATCHED
Stranger: HE DID NO SUCH THING
You: YOU’RE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU LIKED IT
You: HE MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’VE NEVER FELT
Stranger: WELL YOUR THE ONE WITH THE GAY STORIES FLAOTING ABOUT
Stranger: HOW WAS DAVID?
Stranger: AND PETER?
You: HE WAS QUITE NICE
You: PETER WAS A PUSSY IN BED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
gotta love omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: halloop
You: i love you
Stranger: I love you more
You: i love you so muck i would fuckyou
Stranger: I love you so much I'd fuck you all night long
You: i love you so much that i fuck you, call the police and say you raped me
Stranger: I love you so much that I'd fuck you, call the police and say you raped me, get you a life sentence then bail you out with every penny I had
You: i love you so much that i would really rape you then tie a cement block to your nec and a life vest to your feet and trow you into a lake
Stranger: I love you so much that I'd enjoy every painful minute of that
You: i love you so much that id shove a lit bottle rocket in ur ass
Stranger: I love you so much that no matter what you do to demean and hurt my body that I would always love it and moan your name no matter who's fucking me
You: i love you so much tht i would bring hitler back from the dead to do you from the back while i do you from the front
Stranger: that would be hot
You: i knowwww
Stranger: ughhh if only
Stranger: what's your name? so I'll remember to moan it
You: Jesus Christ
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: you're back?
You: yea my brother craig woke me up
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what a modern name
You: yea my father had a boyfriend named craig
Stranger: ahh!
Stranger: it all makes sense now
You: yep
Stranger: thank you, my savior
You: no problem.. and remember "jesus loves you"
June 2010
1 post
xlindaaa-deactivated20100813 asked: i adore your tumblr very much! :D <3
May 2010
24 posts
its really long and sad, but its so worth reading
CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: Boy: Hey, hun! Girl: Hey. Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren’t you there? Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy: Oh really? Why? Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that’s all. Boy: Oh. Girl: So what did we do in math today? Boy: You didn’t miss anything that great, just a lot...
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
100 posts
